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Who's this douchebag
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First thing, only one project left to do at college. This pleases me. It will also be my most important so I guess that means I'll have to do loads anyway.
Secondly I have a timbr
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It won't just be Homestuck, I promise <3
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Secondly I have a timbr
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It won't just be Homestuck, I promise <3
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More crap
2 min read
Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes (Pale blue)
[] = You blush a lot
[] = You giggle
[] = You're quiet
[x] = You say random silly things
[] = You have a baby face
[] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal (I've got a freakin bed full of them I won't deny it)
[] = You like to cuddle
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
Colors:
[] = You like the color pink/light blue (too pale)
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors (Black and white mostly)
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious
[] = You'd consider yourself shy
[x] = You like happy upbeat music
[] = You like "Cutesy" music
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3"
TOTAL: 12
Multiply how many you got by 4
I am 48% Cute. (The rest of me is fucking awesome).
[x] = You have blue/green eyes (Pale blue)
[] = You blush a lot
[] = You giggle
[] = You're quiet
[x] = You say random silly things
[] = You have a baby face
[] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal (I've got a freakin bed full of them I won't deny it)
[] = You like to cuddle
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
Colors:
[] = You like the color pink/light blue (too pale)
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors (Black and white mostly)
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious
[] = You'd consider yourself shy
[x] = You like happy upbeat music
[] = You like "Cutesy" music
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3"
TOTAL: 12
Multiply how many you got by 4
I am 48% Cute. (The rest of me is fucking awesome).
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DO THIS THING
6 min read
Rules:
* Choose 3 of your OCs
* Make your OCs answer these questions.
* Tag 3 other people.
* Add one question of your own.
Let the quiz begin.
I choose:
Rem, Charlie and Grey.
1) What species are you?
Rem: Depends who's asking.
Charlie: Vampire.
Grey: Demo- I mean human.
Rem: *looks at Grey suspiciously*
2) How old are you?
Rem: 31
Charlie: 26
Grey: *takes a moment to figure it out in human years* 24...(I think).
3) Sexual orientation?
Rem: *mumbles* Bi...
Charlie: Straight.
Grey: Straight.
4) Do you want a hug?
Rem: Do you want to die?
Charlie: Uh...sure, why not?
Grey: Not really, no...
5) Are you a virgin?
Rem: YES. YES I AM /totallynot
Charlie: Nope.
Grey: No.
6) Do you have any kids?
Rem: Yes.
Charlie: But that doesn't fit in with your last answer, Rem. No, I don't.
Grey: One on the way.
7) Have you killed anyone?
Rem: Are you a cop? *leans forward and narrows eyes*
Charlie: Umm....not on purpose...
Rem: My ass, Charlie, you worked for me.
Grey: Of course.
8) Do you hate anyone?
Rem: Do I LOOK like I spout love over everyone?
Charlie: I guess, yeah...but that's inevitable, right?
Grey: Really? Who doesn't?
9) Love anyone?
Rem: Only certain...close friends.
Charlie: Yeah, my family and my girlfriend.
Grey: My girlfriend.
10) What is your job?
Rem: I'm trained as a doctor but I'm...between jobs.
Charlie: *blushes* I don't have one.
Grey: Things that aren't your business.
11) Favorite season?
Rem: Winter. I live for the cold.
Charlie: Autumn...love the colours, yanno.
Grey: The dark one.
Rem: Yeah that's WINTER Grey.
12) Who's your best friend?
Rem: I have a few.
Charlie: I think it's going to have to be between my niece and my girlfriend.
Grey: ...My girlfriend? I don't really have 'best friends'.
13) Hobbies?
Rem: Uh...reading, modifying guns...sleeping with people *shrugs*.
Charlie: Oh, um, I guess I like taking long walks, going into the city, seeing my niece. *whispers* I like singing too, but don't tell anyone that.
Grey: *sitting with his head in his hand, looking bored* Uh...
Rem: Take your time.
Grey: ...destroying the people who annoy me. And eating. Cupcakes. That my girlfriend makes.
14) What are you going to do when this tag is over?
Rem: ...Sleep with someone?
Charlie: I don't know really.
Grey: Get some food or something.
15) What is your eye color?
Rem: I'm surprised you can't see this yourself. They're red. They used to be this...dark brown-ish colour.
Charlie: Brown.
Grey: One blue, one a weird...red...orange-y colour. I'm blind in that second one.
16) Are you good? Or bad?
Rem: Care to find out for yourself? *smirks in a suggestive way*
Charlie: Good I think. But I'm a vampire so a lot of people think I'm bad.
Grey: It depends on who is judging me.
17) What is your greatest fear?
Rem: Are you freakin' kidding me, I'm not scared of anything.
Charlie: Losing the ones I love.
Grey: That I won't be able to make things work.
18) What do you think of your parents?
Rem: Well, I love them...even though they're gone, like, *turns his attention to the floor*
Charlie: I love my mum but my dad can burn in hell.
Grey: I have no opinion of them.
19) Any siblings?
Rem: Yeah, little brother, Hunter.
Charlie: A brother, a few years younger than me.
Grey: No.
20) How do you feel about your creator?
Rem: In what sense?
Charlie: You talking about God and stuff? He's cool I guess.
Grey: I really couldn't give a damn.
21) Do you have any weaknesses?
Rem: You know, THINGS THAT COULD KILL ME. *looks at you in a 'why-are-you-so-fucking-stupid kind of way*
Charlie: Uh...stakes? That's kind of obvious.
Grey: Why would I tell you something you can use against me?
22) Your favorite element?
Rem: *perks up a little bit* Ice! Because I control it.
Charlie: Fire? Because it's warm...
Grey: Blood. Because I c-...used to be able to control it.
Rem: *rolls his eyes*Blood ain't even a proper element Grey for fuck's sake.
Grey: I'll show you what a proper fucking element is.
Charlie: ...*sinks down into his chair*.
23) Who is your superior?
Rem: I don't have a superior. I AM superior.
Charlie: ...My girlfriend? *stares blankly*
Grey: I don't take orders from anyone.
24) What anime would you switch to for a while if you could?
Rem: Do I look like a shiny desu kawaii anime fan or something? Hang on while I put on my sailor girl uniform.
Charlie: I don't know...something good...Blue Exorcist is good. I don't know.
Grey: I don't really watch TV.
25) Do you care what others think of you?
Rem: Not really...depends who it is. I care if it's my friends, but anyone else can go die.
Charlie: Well yeah...who doesn't, apart from Rem?
Grey: Me. I don't.
26) Your theme song?
Rem: I...don't have one? Feel free to give me one. Or not.
Charlie: *smiles* I never really thought about it.
Grey: Why, am I going to be in a movie?
27) If you could have one wish...?
Rem: Well...to be a doctor again.
Charlie: That everyone I hate would die *keeps smiling as though it's a perfectly normal thing to say*.
Grey: More wishes *shrugs*
28) Who's the best in bed?
Rem: Me.
Charlie: Him probably...not that I would know.
Rem: You realise how suspicious that sounded, right? You're not really my type.
Charlie: Ugh...
Grey: Rem shut the hell up you dirty little masochist.
I tag:
and TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
* Choose 3 of your OCs
* Make your OCs answer these questions.
* Tag 3 other people.
* Add one question of your own.
Let the quiz begin.
I choose:
Rem, Charlie and Grey.
1) What species are you?
Rem: Depends who's asking.
Charlie: Vampire.
Grey: Demo- I mean human.
Rem: *looks at Grey suspiciously*
2) How old are you?
Rem: 31
Charlie: 26
Grey: *takes a moment to figure it out in human years* 24...(I think).
3) Sexual orientation?
Rem: *mumbles* Bi...
Charlie: Straight.
Grey: Straight.
4) Do you want a hug?
Rem: Do you want to die?
Charlie: Uh...sure, why not?
Grey: Not really, no...
5) Are you a virgin?
Rem: YES. YES I AM /totallynot
Charlie: Nope.
Grey: No.
6) Do you have any kids?
Rem: Yes.
Charlie: But that doesn't fit in with your last answer, Rem. No, I don't.
Grey: One on the way.
7) Have you killed anyone?
Rem: Are you a cop? *leans forward and narrows eyes*
Charlie: Umm....not on purpose...
Rem: My ass, Charlie, you worked for me.
Grey: Of course.
8) Do you hate anyone?
Rem: Do I LOOK like I spout love over everyone?
Charlie: I guess, yeah...but that's inevitable, right?
Grey: Really? Who doesn't?
9) Love anyone?
Rem: Only certain...close friends.
Charlie: Yeah, my family and my girlfriend.
Grey: My girlfriend.
10) What is your job?
Rem: I'm trained as a doctor but I'm...between jobs.
Charlie: *blushes* I don't have one.
Grey: Things that aren't your business.
11) Favorite season?
Rem: Winter. I live for the cold.
Charlie: Autumn...love the colours, yanno.
Grey: The dark one.
Rem: Yeah that's WINTER Grey.
12) Who's your best friend?
Rem: I have a few.
Charlie: I think it's going to have to be between my niece and my girlfriend.
Grey: ...My girlfriend? I don't really have 'best friends'.
13) Hobbies?
Rem: Uh...reading, modifying guns...sleeping with people *shrugs*.
Charlie: Oh, um, I guess I like taking long walks, going into the city, seeing my niece. *whispers* I like singing too, but don't tell anyone that.
Grey: *sitting with his head in his hand, looking bored* Uh...
Rem: Take your time.
Grey: ...destroying the people who annoy me. And eating. Cupcakes. That my girlfriend makes.
14) What are you going to do when this tag is over?
Rem: ...Sleep with someone?
Charlie: I don't know really.
Grey: Get some food or something.
15) What is your eye color?
Rem: I'm surprised you can't see this yourself. They're red. They used to be this...dark brown-ish colour.
Charlie: Brown.
Grey: One blue, one a weird...red...orange-y colour. I'm blind in that second one.
16) Are you good? Or bad?
Rem: Care to find out for yourself? *smirks in a suggestive way*
Charlie: Good I think. But I'm a vampire so a lot of people think I'm bad.
Grey: It depends on who is judging me.
17) What is your greatest fear?
Rem: Are you freakin' kidding me, I'm not scared of anything.
Charlie: Losing the ones I love.
Grey: That I won't be able to make things work.
18) What do you think of your parents?
Rem: Well, I love them...even though they're gone, like, *turns his attention to the floor*
Charlie: I love my mum but my dad can burn in hell.
Grey: I have no opinion of them.
19) Any siblings?
Rem: Yeah, little brother, Hunter.
Charlie: A brother, a few years younger than me.
Grey: No.
20) How do you feel about your creator?
Rem: In what sense?
Charlie: You talking about God and stuff? He's cool I guess.
Grey: I really couldn't give a damn.
21) Do you have any weaknesses?
Rem: You know, THINGS THAT COULD KILL ME. *looks at you in a 'why-are-you-so-fucking-stupid kind of way*
Charlie: Uh...stakes? That's kind of obvious.
Grey: Why would I tell you something you can use against me?
22) Your favorite element?
Rem: *perks up a little bit* Ice! Because I control it.
Charlie: Fire? Because it's warm...
Grey: Blood. Because I c-...used to be able to control it.
Rem: *rolls his eyes*Blood ain't even a proper element Grey for fuck's sake.
Grey: I'll show you what a proper fucking element is.
Charlie: ...*sinks down into his chair*.
23) Who is your superior?
Rem: I don't have a superior. I AM superior.
Charlie: ...My girlfriend? *stares blankly*
Grey: I don't take orders from anyone.
24) What anime would you switch to for a while if you could?
Rem: Do I look like a shiny desu kawaii anime fan or something? Hang on while I put on my sailor girl uniform.
Charlie: I don't know...something good...Blue Exorcist is good. I don't know.
Grey: I don't really watch TV.
25) Do you care what others think of you?
Rem: Not really...depends who it is. I care if it's my friends, but anyone else can go die.
Charlie: Well yeah...who doesn't, apart from Rem?
Grey: Me. I don't.
26) Your theme song?
Rem: I...don't have one? Feel free to give me one. Or not.
Charlie: *smiles* I never really thought about it.
Grey: Why, am I going to be in a movie?
27) If you could have one wish...?
Rem: Well...to be a doctor again.
Charlie: That everyone I hate would die *keeps smiling as though it's a perfectly normal thing to say*.
Grey: More wishes *shrugs*
28) Who's the best in bed?
Rem: Me.
Charlie: Him probably...not that I would know.
Rem: You realise how suspicious that sounded, right? You're not really my type.
Charlie: Ugh...
Grey: Rem shut the hell up you dirty little masochist.
I tag:
and TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
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Hnng
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IT Crowd, how I love you <3
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Gallery
1 min read
Well, it's been a while since I uploaded something, and looking through my gallery I noticed how horrendous my old art was. I think I've improved a little bit since then, so I've cleaned up most of my old deviations and will start uploading new stuff some time.
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